Trait #1: A real man is strong
A real man doesn’t cry, doesn’t moan, doesn’t complain, doesn’t get sick, and doesn’t need to go to the doctor every time he sneezes. A real man makes decisions and lives with the consequences. A real man accepts responsibility for his actions and his words. A real man is firm. If life is a bitch, a real man will slap her and move on…A real man is macho; a real man is tough; a real man doesn’t show emotions. A real man is the backbone of his family and doesn’t have time to be weak. If spiders scare you, you’ll never be a real man.
Trait #2: A real man is focused
A real man knows the difference between what’s important and what isn’t. A real man doesn’t waste time on stupidities that don’t bring him any profit…. real man focuses on power, money and family. He doesn’t focus on sex. Sex comes as a result of having power, money and a wife (and if she doesn’t satisfy you, there are plenty of other women who will, especially when you are powerful and rich).
Trait #3: A real man knows the importance of family
A real man will keep his family strong and pass on his ancestors’ history and traditions…A real man must also remember his other Family, his organization…I protect them both with all my might. If you have a Family, don’t forget where your loyalties lie and who has your back when you need it.
Trait #4: A real man doesn’t gossip
A real man keeps his mouth shut. He shelters information and rations his words. A real man does not reveal more than he has to, and doesn’t engage in girlie talk about others. A real man doesn’t discuss things he doesn’t know about, or people he has never met.
Trait #5: A real man’s word is his bond
When a real man makes a promise, he keeps it. If he can’t keep a promise, he doesn’t give his word. A real man would rather die than break his word. A real man knows that his words are as powerful as his actions and must be taken at face value. That is why he rations them (see above).
Trait #6: A real man strives to be a role model
A real man respects himself and others at all times, unless, of course, he has been disrespected. A real man sets an example for his disciples and especially his children.
Trait #7: A real man makes his own fortune
A real man doesn’t settle for handouts or charity when it comes to his personal fortune. A real man isn’t satisfied with papa’s money. He spits on Lady Luck and decides his own destiny. A real man who inherits the goods from his forefathers takes his inheritance and turns it into 10 times what it was.
Trait #8: A real man doesn’t look like a woman
A real man doesn’t have piercings and long hair, and he doesn’t shave his chest. Manicures, however, are acceptable. Massages from female attendants are also tolerated. A real man knows that, outside of his barber, all his personal hygiene needs must be taken care of by a woman.
A real man has at least three suits (with a mandatory pinstriped one) that cost more than a roomful of escorts. A real man wears a suit at least three times a week. Any man who doesn’t know how to tie a tie should hand in his testicoli immediately. And learn how to order a bottle; I’m sick of seeing babbos ordering Colt 45 in fine establishments.
…a real man keeps it simple. If you know big words, use them rarely and appropriately, at least in front of morons who think they’re smarter than you. Lesson over.
Watch your backs and keep your noses clean.