Ultimate reality show…

by Limbic on June 24, 2003

Sperm-Wars:The Game

“What could be first manifestation in this new realm of sport? Taking into account such factors as: simplicity of contest design, ease of sample collection, lots of visible action, and abundant human male competitiveness, the most logical and economic choice would be a sperm competition. This new sporting event will combine the ‘to the death’ intensity of modern computer games and the thrill of ‘real’ physical participation as with conventional athletics. Designed in seven, oftentimes intertwined and simultaneous, phases Sperm-Wars:The Game is being developed to test the viability of this new realm of sport. Contest variety, popularity and sophistication will be fully explored. The scientific research is currently under way. The proper legal safeguards are being put in place.”

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