Received this from notorious wit, Rory Sharp over at Sharp.fm:
> Mumbai - A Catholic group on Tuesday called on Christians to starve
> themselves to death to protest the release of The Da Vinci Code at
> cinemas in India.OK, this gives me an excellent idea.
1. Let the Christians starve themselves for a while.
2. Capitulate wildly, saying “sorry, sorry”, and have The Da Vinci Code pulled from circuit.
3. Quietly let it be known to the Islamofascists that ‘the starvation thing’ worked for the Christians.
4. Publish some offensive cartoons of the prophet Muhammed.
5. Watch as the Islamofascists start starving themselves.
6. Do not capitulate.
7. Problem solves itself.
8. Relax, as you watch re-released The Da Vinci Code on an international flight, free of fear of some idiot blowing himself and the plane up because he claims his imaginary friend told him to.
Superb
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