Pox on shroom vendors

by limbic on September 1, 2003

Ever since that chap has started selling Magic Mushrooms on Portobello Market (”Pete”), there has been an epidemic of tripping in the neighbourhood.

Almost every day I see troops of trippers laughing hysterically at mundane objects, passers by and traffic. A worker in Sainsbury’s bread area confided that she has seen a huge upsurge in trippers. A midget Community Police Officer cautioned me that he too had seen outbreaks across his “Operational Zone”.

Just yesterday I saw several hysterical adults delighted beyond measure by the bank machines at the Barclays on Ladbroke Grove. Later I spotted them at the Elgin photographing passing traffic. The comic effect was unbearable to one of the males who writhed on the ground as though they had been hit by a phosophorous grenade.

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