I am nearly certain I just saw Ashley Judd [IMDB entry] walk past me on a suburban street in West London. She is very beautiful. I fantasized all the way back to the office about a “Notting Hill” scenario where an a list celebrity becomes smitten by a devastatingly witty local cad (me) and stuns my friends and shocks my girlfriend into recognition of my Alpha Alpha Alpha status.
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